Cubical Memes

Behold! The infamous physicist's approach to reality! In the wild jungle of complex calculations, physicists transform fluffy feline friends into perfect cubes because... why deal with messy biological shapes when you can just make everything a neat geometric solid? Next up in my laboratory: spherical chickens in a vacuum! It's not laziness—it's elegant simplification . The universe is chaotic enough without having to calculate the exact volume of Mr. Whiskers' tail floof!

Nothing says "physics problem" quite like turning living creatures into perfect geometric shapes. In the real world, cats are complex biological organisms with non-uniform density and irregular shapes. But in physics? Square that feline! Reduce it to a cube with uniform mass distribution! Next week we'll model a cow as a perfect sphere in a vacuum. Because why let reality get in the way of a solvable equation? The hallmark of theoretical physics: if nature doesn't cooperate with your math, just redefine nature.