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How To Do Maths: The Einstein Method

How To Do Maths: The Einstein Method
Einstein's two-step mathematical process hits way too close to home! The genius who revolutionized physics with E=mc² apparently had the same approach to math problems as the rest of us mortals. Step one seems reasonable—write down the problem. But that immediate jump to step two: cry? Pure mathematical truth! Even the wild hair seems to be a side effect of differential equations. Next time your professor says "it's just basic calculus," remember that even Einstein needed a good sob between steps.

The Engineering Department's Secret Crying Caves

The Engineering Department's Secret Crying Caves
Welcome to the engineering department cave system! Where students have evolved to see in the dark after 72-hour project binges! One student says "This is where I come to cry" while the other responds "Cool" because emotional breakdowns are just part of the standard curriculum! Engineering students don't need sunlight—they run on caffeine, desperation, and the tears of their former optimistic selves. The natural habitat of future bridge builders who haven't seen daylight since midterms began!

Tears And Algorithms: A Student's Worst Nightmare

Tears And Algorithms: A Student's Worst Nightmare
Look at instruction #5 on that exam paper - "DO NOT WIPE TEARS ON EXAM PAPER." The professors have seen enough soggy algorithm exams to make it an official rule! 😭 Computer science students know the drill - you walk in confident, then suddenly Big O notation makes you question your entire existence. Those time complexity questions hit harder than caffeine withdrawal during finals week! At least they're kind enough to officially permit crying! Just remember: your tears may flow freely, but they must maintain social distancing from your answer sheet. The algorithm for passing? Keep your saline solution away from your solutions!

The Chemical Breakdown Of Expectations

The Chemical Breakdown Of Expectations
Remember thinking chemistry would be all colorful bubbling potions and microscopes? HAHAHA! *wipes tear* Reality check: it's mostly crying in the corner because you can't balance that redox equation for the fifth time! The expectation vs. reality gap in chemistry is wider than the orbital distance between an electron and nucleus. High school chemistry videos: "Watch this amazing reaction change colors!" College chemistry: "Derive this equation while I stare disappointedly at your work." No wonder we're all having flashbacks!