Crush Memes

The first three lines are normal text abbreviations, but then BAM! Your brain short-circuits into physics equations! That's what happens when you text your crush - suddenly you're speaking in Ideal Gas Law and Newton's Second Law instead of human language. Your nervous system abandons all social skills and reverts to the only constants in your life: physics formulas. The pressure (p) is real, your kinetic energy is through the roof, and Einstein's E=mc² is basically your heart exploding with potential energy. Dating would be so much easier if attraction followed Boyle's Law - predictable and inversely proportional!