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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Cosmic abundance Memes

Posts tagged with Cosmic abundance

Cosmic Priorities: 99% Hydrogen And Helium, 1% Mental Breakdown

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2 months ago 7.4K views 0 shares
Cosmic Priorities: 99% Hydrogen And Helium, 1% Mental Breakdown
The universe really puts things in perspective! While hydrogen and helium make up 99% of all atoms out there, we humans spend our time obsessing over the other 1% - those pesky elements in the periodic table that somehow turned into our chemistry exams, smartphones, and existential crises. Talk about cosmic irony! The universe is basically just hydrogen saying "I'm simple" while we're down here turning the elemental table scraps into both lifesaving medicines and weapons of mass destruction. Maybe we're not the most abundant things in the cosmos, but we're definitely the most dramatically complicated!

The Universe Is Just Hydrogen With Issues

Chemistry Universe Astronomy Physics
3 months ago 8.8K views 0 shares
The Universe Is Just Hydrogen With Issues
The universe is basically just hydrogen having an existential crisis! This pie chart shows the cosmic truth - 74% hydrogen, 25% helium, and a measly 1% "other" (that's us and everything we care about). Meanwhile, the periodic table reveals the brutal reality: hydrogen and helium are the simple elements just vibing in space, while the rest of us complex elements are just... complicated mental illnesses. Gold, silver, carbon? Just spicy hydrogen with extra problems! Next time someone asks what you're made of, just say "mostly hydrogen with severe commitment issues." 💫

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