Cosmic Priorities: 99% Hydrogen And Helium, 1% Mental Breakdown

This is peak chemistry wordplay! When the doctor says you're out of magnesium and you respond with "OMG," you're literally saying "0 Mg" (zero magnesium). The chemical symbol for magnesium is Mg, so your shocked text-speak response is accidentally confirming the diagnosis. It's the perfect reaction to having no reactions happening in your body. Your electrolytes are imbalanced but your pun game is strong!

Every chemistry student's rite of passage—discovering that concentrated potassium hydroxide (KOH) doesn't care about your skin's pH preferences! When this super-alkaline substance touches your skin, it creates a slippery, soapy feeling as it literally dissolves your lipid membranes. That burning sensation? That's just your cells being chemically transformed into soap through saponification. Chemistry lab veterans watch first-timers with knowing smiles, ready with the cold water bottle for the inevitable "OH NO" moment. The chemical burn baptism that turns students into proper chemists!

Ever notice how Fluorine is that clingy element that will bond with practically anything, but then gets ghosted when radioactive decay enters the chat? Poor Fluorine thought it had a stable relationship with Aluminum, only for K-40 to swoop in. Then K-40 itself has commitment issues and decays into Argon-40. Fluorine's shocked face says it all - welcome to the periodic table of heartbreak, where even the most reactive element gets left on read. Chemistry is just spicy physics with relationship drama.

Look at this kid dropping some serious bathroom science! 💩 They've listed "poop" and "ice" as solids, "pee" and "water" as liquids, and "fart" and "steam" as gases. The teacher circled it with a skeptical "Really?" but honestly... the states of matter check out perfectly! This student deserves bonus points for applying scientific principles to bodily functions. They're technically correct - the best kind of correct in science! Next time your chemistry teacher asks for examples, maybe stick to less aromatic options though.

The 3d orbital is sitting there all smug with its sunglasses on, judging that rogue electron for abandoning ship and jumping straight to the 4s orbital! In the wild world of atomic structure, electrons fill orbitals in a specific order based on energy levels, but sometimes they're little rebels. The 3d orbital is basically the cool kid saying "not cool, bro" when an electron skips over it to fill the 4s first. It's quantum mechanics' version of cutting in line at the cafeteria! Chemistry teachers everywhere are nodding vigorously while their students question their life choices.

Oh the chemical chaos! Someone's trying to turn their fingernails into a DIY antifungal lab! 💅🧪 The post claims nails contain calcium (they don't—they're mostly keratin protein) and suggests mixing them with hydrogen peroxide to create calcium hydroxide. Pure fiction with a dash of misunderstood chemistry! Even better is the commenter's "CaOH bruhh" response—which is chemically incorrect (it should be Ca(OH)₂) but perfectly captures the collective facepalm of chemistry students everywhere. Remember kids: real chemists don't eat their experiments, and they definitely don't make up random reactions about their body parts! 🧠⚗️