Conservation of mass Memes

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Does This Make Sense? (Spoiler: It Doesn't)

Does This Make Sense? (Spoiler: It Doesn't)
The physics in this meme is about as solid as a quantum fluctuation in a vacuum! Pym Particles supposedly reduce distance between atoms (increasing density) without changing mass or weight—which violates basic conservation laws faster than you can say "thermodynamics." Then we see the particles being used to shrink everything from a tank to a keychain to a whole building. If density increases but mass stays the same, that tiny ant-sized human should create a person-shaped crater in the floor with every step! It's the perfect example of Hollywood physics—where conservation of mass is just a pesky suggestion that gets in the way of a cool shrinking superhero. Next up: perpetual motion machines powered by plot convenience!

Balance Your Equations Or Lose Your Eyebrows

Balance Your Equations Or Lose Your Eyebrows
The difference between accountants and chemists is pure elemental drama. For accountants, an unbalanced equation means a minor panic attack and maybe some overtime. For chemists? Well, that's how labs become parking lots. One profession loses money, the other loses eyebrows. Chemistry doesn't forgive mathematical errors - conservation of mass isn't just a good idea, it's the law. Next time you forget to balance those hydrogens, remember: your spreadsheet won't explode, but your reaction flask might!

The Impossible Yield

The Impossible Yield
Getting more than 100% yield in chemistry is like finding extra money in your bank account that you didn't deposit. Sure, it seems great until you realize something's terribly wrong. Either your product is contaminated with solvent/reagents, or you've accidentally created a quantum anomaly where matter generates itself. Pro tip: if your reaction defies the conservation of mass, you're not a genius—you're just bad at weighing things.