Conservation of mass Memes

The difference between accountants and chemists is pure elemental drama. For accountants, an unbalanced equation means a minor panic attack and maybe some overtime. For chemists? Well, that's how labs become parking lots. One profession loses money, the other loses eyebrows. Chemistry doesn't forgive mathematical errors - conservation of mass isn't just a good idea, it's the law. Next time you forget to balance those hydrogens, remember: your spreadsheet won't explode, but your reaction flask might!

Getting more than 100% yield in chemistry is like finding extra money in your bank account that you didn't deposit. Sure, it seems great until you realize something's terribly wrong. Either your product is contaminated with solvent/reagents, or you've accidentally created a quantum anomaly where matter generates itself. Pro tip: if your reaction defies the conservation of mass, you're not a genius—you're just bad at weighing things.