Conduction band Memes

The ultimate physics pickup line fail! While she's into Radiohead (the actual band), our science nerd is flexing his spectroscopy knowledge with "CB, VB" - conduction band and valence band, the energy levels in semiconductors that determine their electrical properties. It's like trying to impress someone who loves The Beatles by talking about coleopteran insects. The title is a Radiohead "Creep" lyric, which is exactly how this conversation is going. Quantum mechanics and music - two ships passing in the night!