Conditional Memes

When mathematicians design sexuality tests, they cut straight to the logical core! This flowchart brilliantly reduces sexual orientation to a simple equality comparison: if x (your gender) equals y (gender you're attracted to), then congratulations—you've mathematically proven yourself gay! The elegance of this algorithm would make computer scientists weep with joy. It's Boolean logic meets human sexuality in the most gloriously reductive way possible. Who needs complex psychological assessments when you can solve for gay with a single conditional statement?