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The Compass Alone Is Enough To Break Your Mind
Math Science
1 month ago 20.5K views 0 shares
The Compass Alone Is Enough To Break Your Mind
Dividing a line segment into equal parts with just a compass? That's the mathematical equivalent of trying to slice a pizza perfectly after three beers. The Mohr-Mascheroni theorem proves you can do any geometric construction with a compass alone—no ruler needed! The blissfully ignorant think it's impossible (left), while those who understand geometric theory (right) have seen the mathematical abyss and live with this cursed knowledge. It's like knowing how to fold fitted sheets—technically possible but will haunt your dreams forever.

Compass To Genius: Navigation Not Included
Scientists Science Physics
5 months ago 16.4K views 0 shares
Compass To Genius: Navigation Not Included
Parents everywhere are desperately trying to crack the code to genius-level offspring! Fun fact: Einstein really did receive a compass at age 5, which sparked his lifelong fascination with invisible forces. But sorry helicopter parents, buying fancy navigation tools won't automatically transform little Timmy into the next theoretical physicist. It's like thinking buying a telescope will make your kid discover aliens, or a chemistry set will produce the next Marie Curie. The compass was just the spark—Einstein's curiosity and obsessive questioning did the heavy lifting. Maybe try encouraging that instead of Amazon Prime-ing your way to prodigy status?

Math Is Not Mathing
Math Science
9 months ago 12.7K views 0 shares
Math Is Not Mathing
That moment when Euclidean geometry has a complete meltdown! The compass is drawing a square corner instead of a circle, violating the fundamental laws of mathematics. It's like watching a fish climb a tree or a physicist claim perpetual motion works. The universe is basically screaming "ERROR 404: GEOMETRY NOT FOUND." Next thing you know, pi will equal exactly 3 and parallel lines will start high-fiving each other.