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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Common sense Memes

Posts tagged with Common sense

When Physics Meets Common Sense

Physics Math Science Academia
4 months ago 12.1K views 0 shares
When Physics Meets Common Sense
Physics textbooks exist in a parallel universe where humans behave like robotic calculation machines! Poor Jerak is running at 2.5 m/s, 15 meters away from a lift that's closing in 6 seconds... but the REAL answer isn't about velocity and distance calculations—it's because there's literally another person blocking the doorway! 🤯 Teachers expect us to solve for time = distance/speed (15m ÷ 2.5m/s = 6s), but completely ignore the human obstacle standing there like a sentinel guarding the elevator realm. This is why scientists shouldn't write word problems—we miss the forest for the equations!

When Your Age Meets Infinite Cardinal Mathematics

Math Science
6 months ago 10.6K views 0 shares
When Your Age Meets Infinite Cardinal Mathematics
The purest form of mathematical pedantry in meme format. Taking "your age" and adding 4 is indeed not your age—it's your age plus 4. Set theorists are nodding vigorously while the rest of us wonder why we're laughing at basic arithmetic. But consider the real mathematical horror: if your age were an infinite cardinal number like ℵ₀ (aleph-null), then ℵ₀ + 4 = ℵ₀, making this meme technically incorrect for immortal beings. Next time someone asks your age at a conference, just say "ℵ₀" and watch the existential crisis unfold.

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