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Till Math Do Us Part

Till Math Do Us Part
When your commitment to mathematics trumps your commitment to matrimony! This bride's got her priorities straight – solving differential equations while wearing a wedding dress. Look at that screen – she's deep into some mathematical curves while her own wedding curve-ball waits. Nothing says "till death do us part" quite like "let me just finish this one problem first." Marriage can wait, but that elegant mathematical proof? Absolutely time-sensitive! Her future spouse is about to learn that they're actually in a polyamorous relationship with mathematics.

The Scientific Method Of Keeping Your Word

The Scientific Method Of Keeping Your Word
This physics teacher deserves a Nobel Prize in commitment. When most people say "I'll eat my hat," it's just a figure of speech. But not this madlad. He turned a lost bet into a chemistry demonstration by dissolving his hat in acid, neutralizing it with a base (creating water + salt), and then drinking his hat-infused coffee like it was just another Monday morning. The perfect intersection of "technically correct" and "absolutely unhinged." This is what happens when you give scientists tenure and zero supervision.

New And Shiny: The Researcher's Eternal Temptation

New And Shiny: The Researcher's Eternal Temptation
Every scientist's eternal dilemma! That shiny new research idea looks SO tempting when you're knee-deep in the quagmire of your current project. The fresh project promises excitement and zero roadblocks (for now), while your current work sits there giving you the stink eye because you've neglected it for months and it's still nowhere near completion. The academic version of "the grass is always greener" syndrome! Research commitment issues are basically a prerequisite for getting your PhD at this point. 🔬