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The Conservation Of Citrus Theorem
Math Physics
4 days ago 21.5K views 0 shares
The Conservation Of Citrus Theorem
Finally, mathematical proof that kitchen gadgets obey the conservation of citrus! The equation shows fruit + juicer = same fruit but processed, which violates basic arithmetic principles. In reality, nothing is gained or lost—just transformed, much like the First Law of Thermodynamics but for your morning OJ. Mathematicians everywhere are questioning their careers while physicists nod knowingly. Next up: proving that 1 avocado + fancy slicer = still just 1 avocado but prettier.

Limes Are Lower Right?
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 4.2K views 0 shares
Limes Are Lower Right?
When normal people lie awake at night, they worry about relationships. Scientists? We're mentally calculating citrus acidity levels. For the record, lemons have a pH of about 2-3, while limes clock in around 2-2.4. So technically, limes often have a slightly lower pH than lemons. The kind of useless knowledge that keeps you single but might win you a pub quiz someday. Chemistry: ruining perfectly good sleep since 1789, when Lavoisier published his groundbreaking acid-base work instead of, you know, having a social life.

When Life Gives You Eldritch Lemons
Biology Science
1 month ago 7.6K views 0 shares
When Life Gives You Eldritch Lemons
When Chernobyl gives you lemons... run. This monstrosity is what happens when citrus fruit decides to ignore basic biological constraints and forms a Lovecraftian horror instead. It's actually a phenomenon called "citrus fasciation" - a growth abnormality where the plant's meristem tissue goes completely rogue and says "symmetry is for conformists." The scientific community's reaction is perfectly captured by "scientificperfection" – because nothing says scientific method like a primal scream of existential terror. And then there's that final comment suggesting ritualistic sacrifice, which is honestly the only reasonable response to fruit that looks like it's about to demand the souls of your firstborn children.