Circular logic Memes

Posts tagged with Circular logic

Cries In Mathematical Bamboozlement

Cries In Mathematical Bamboozlement
The mathematical trolling is strong with this one! This construction worker of chaos wants you to perform a series of calculations on your age that ultimately equals... YOUR AGE! 🤯 Let's break down this mathematical bamboozle: Age ÷ 10 × 9 × π ÷ e = Age The sneaky part? (9 × π) ÷ e ≈ 10! The constants cancel out perfectly! It's like walking through a mathematical haunted house only to discover you're back at the entrance. Pure numerical trickery that would make Pythagoras giggle in his grave!

Too Afraid To Ask About Gauge Theory

Too Afraid To Ask About Gauge Theory
The circular reasoning of gauge theory is the perfect inside joke for theoretical physicists. They named a mathematical framework after a word that means "standard measure," then used that same word to describe the invariance property within the theory. It's like naming your cat "Cat" and then being surprised when people don't understand your dissertation on "Cat Theory." The beauty is that by the time you've studied enough physics to encounter gauge theory, you're already too deep in the academic rabbit hole to question the nomenclature.

Engineering In A Nutshell

Engineering In A Nutshell
Engineering brilliance at its finest! 😂 The perfect representation of that classic engineering paradox - "To build X, first start with X." Dave's innovative megaphone solution perfectly captures how engineers solve problems in the field: just use the exact thing you're trying to create! It's like saying "to make a time machine, you'll need: some gears, a flux capacitor, and a time machine." Pure engineering genius that would make even MacGyver proud!

The Electron Identity Crisis

The Electron Identity Crisis
The number of electrons in an atom equals... the number of electrons. Revolutionary stuff. Next up: water is made of water. This is the kind of circular reasoning that makes my lab supervisor stare blankly into the abyss for hours. It's like asking how many fingers you have and triumphantly answering "the same number as my fingers." Pure tautological brilliance that deserves its own Nobel Prize category.

That's An Easy Point

That's An Easy Point
The meme features a physics exam question asking "In an atom, the number of electrons is equal to:" with three options. Someone selected "the number of electrons" (a tautology) instead of "the number of protons" (the correct answer). Below is Emperor Kuzco from "The Emperor's New Groove" saying "No, no. He's got a point." It's technically true in the most useless way possible! The number of electrons is equal to the number of electrons—just like saying water is wet. The teacher gave it 1 point because, well, you can't argue with that flawless circular logic. Chemistry teachers everywhere are simultaneously facepalming and reaching for their red pens.