Chemistry major Memes

That awkward moment when your chemistry professor thinks room numbers in electron configuration format is perfectly reasonable! The sequence "1s² 2s² 2p⁶ 3s² 3p⁶ 4s² 3d¹⁰ 4p⁶ 5s¹ 4d¹⁰" isn't some random jumble of letters and numbers—it's actually the electron configuration for silver (Ag) ! So basically, your meeting is in the "Silver Room." Imagine frantically running around campus with this information while the chemistry majors smugly stroll to the correct location. The building with the periodic table facade is just the perfect backdrop for this academic flex. Chemistry departments really do have the most elemental sense of humor!

The ultimate chemistry betrayal! Just when you think you're surrounded by the usual suspects—organic chemistry with its endless carbon chains, general chemistry with its stoichiometry smugness, and analytical chemistry ready to measure your soul to six significant figures—physical chemistry sneaks up from behind and tackles you with thermodynamics and quantum mechanics. It's that moment when you realize your comfortable world of balancing equations is about to be violently overthrown by partial differential equations and statistical mechanics. Physical chemistry doesn't just enter the chat—it flips the entire table!

The chemistry student's journey perfectly captured! The buff doge represents high school chemistry grades (W At Er = Tungsten, Astatine, Erbium = "WATER" - a basic pun). Meanwhile, college chemistry hits like a truck with titrations without indicators (where's my color change?!). The periodic table elements spelling "WATER" is that false confidence before university chemistry demolishes your GPA. Chemistry majors know that feeling when you're staring at a colorless solution wondering if your 4-hour lab experiment worked or if you just wasted your afternoon. The transition from memorizing the periodic table to performing actual analytical chemistry is brutal - just like going from buff doge to sad cheems!

The chemistry student's descent into academic despair is a perfect representation of the E2 reaction in organic chemistry! Just like how a nucleophile attacks and a leaving group departs, this poor soul is being attacked by Orgo (organic chemistry) while desperately reaching for help. Then comes the classic "P-Chem is harder" comment from a senior chem major - the academic equivalent of saying "you think THIS is bad?" right before our protagonist completely submerges. In an E2 reaction, the substrate loses a proton and the leaving group simultaneously - just like this student losing their sanity and their GPA in one swift mechanism! And yes, grad school truly is the ultimate leaving group - it's what happens after the reaction is complete, and you're left wondering if that activation energy was really worth crossing.

Started physical chemistry with such optimism! "Just a phase diagram, how hard could it be?" Fast forward a few weeks and suddenly you're drowning in quantum mechanics, thermodynamic derivatives, and Hermitian operators that make your brain leak out your ears. The transition from Mr. Incredible's confident smile to his haunted, sleep-deprived nightmare face is basically the universal physical chemistry experience. The first month tricks you with simple equilibrium concepts before the professor unleashes mathematical hell. That moment when you realize your "easy science elective" actually requires more math than your math classes did!