Central limit theorem Memes

Mathematicians having an existential crisis over "probably"! 🙈 Poor Borel just wanted to explain probability basics, but the math community is like "EXCUSE ME?! It's EXACTLY 50 heads with a standard deviation of √(npq) = 5, and the probability approaches 0.0795 according to the central limit theorem!" Mathematicians don't do "probably" - they do "with 95% confidence intervals" or nothing at all! The monkey's face is every math student when their professor says "it's trivial to prove..."

The eternal struggle between mathematical purity and statistical pragmatism! Pure mathematicians pride themselves on elegant proofs and logical necessity, while statisticians are over here like "n=30 is good enough for Central Limit Theorem, don't @ me." The magical number 30 appears everywhere in statistics because it's roughly where sample distributions become normal enough for parametric tests. No deep mathematical reason - just a practical threshold where things start working. It's the statistical equivalent of "eh, close enough" and I'm dying at how perfectly Patrick represents every stats professor I've ever had.