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One Brutally Honest Exam Instructions

One Brutally Honest Exam Instructions
The professor who wrote these exam instructions is an absolute savage! 😂 That "pray to God" advice for unprepared students hits harder than a centrifuge at maximum speed. The "don't smile at your neighbor" rule is peak academic paranoia - because nothing says "cheating" like basic human friendliness! And my favorite: "questions are compulsory here" - as if anyone thought they were browsing a biology buffet where you can skip the mitochondria if you're not feeling it today. This is what happens when professors stop pretending college isn't traumatic!

The Cellular Split Personality

The Cellular Split Personality
The endoplasmic reticulum (ER) is truly the cellular Jekyll and Hyde! This organelle exists in two forms: smooth ER (no ribosomes, sleek like a freshly waxed sports car) and rough ER (covered in ribosomes, bumpy like a teenage face before prom). It's literally the only correct answer to "what can be smooth but also rough" - unless you're talking about my lab notes after 48 hours without sleep! The ER is basically that friend who's both organized AND chaotic depending on which side of their personality you're dealing with. Biology's ultimate dual-personality organelle!

When Fashion Meets Cell Biology

When Fashion Meets Cell Biology
Nothing says "I passed Cell Biology" like comparing fashion to cellular organelles. The rough endoplasmic reticulum—that folded, protein-studded factory inside our cells—apparently moonlights as a fashion inspiration! Those ribosomes dotting the surface are basically the sequins of the cellular world. Next time you're studying for finals at 2AM, just remember: somewhere out there, a biology student is looking at textbook illustrations and thinking "that outfit would slay." The intersection of haute couture and cell structures is the niche humor we never knew we needed.

Catastrophe: When Cellular Highways Crumble

Catastrophe: When Cellular Highways Crumble
Imagine your cellular scaffolding suddenly deciding to commit structural seppuku! That's exactly what happens when those tubulin dimers at the microtubule's plus end hydrolyze their GTP. These microtubules are like the cellular highway system that suddenly goes "NOPE" and collapses faster than my motivation after reading journal rejection emails. The GTP acts like structural duct tape - once it's hydrolyzed to GDP, the whole thing destabilizes and *POOF* - cellular infrastructure crisis! Your cell's internal transport system just pulled a disappearing act worthy of a magician with a PhD in chaos theory!

No Cap, Just Membrane Privilege

No Cap, Just Membrane Privilege
Cellular politics at its finest. The Golgi apparatus is out here flexing its membrane privilege while the nucleus and its entourage (centriole, nucleolus, ribosomes) are forced to witness this blatant organelle inequality. Imagine being a ribosome—floating around making proteins all day but never getting your own membrane. Meanwhile, Golgi's just hanging out with its fancy lipid bilayers like it's no big deal. The mitochondria would be furious if they weren't too busy providing energy for the entire revolution.