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Protons Have Mass? A Particle Walks Into A Church

Protons Have Mass? A Particle Walks Into A Church
The ultimate physics dad joke on a t-shirt. The top asks a legitimate scientific question about subatomic particles having mass (which they do, about 1.67×10 -27 kg). The punchline deliberately misinterprets "mass" as Catholic religious service rather than physical quantity. Been wearing this to department meetings for years. Still waiting for someone to laugh.

The New Pope Has Sine Of Greatness

The New Pope Has Sine Of Greatness
Holy trigonometry, Batman! This is peak mathematical wordplay! The joke hinges on the brilliant pun between religious "sin" and the mathematical function "sine" (abbreviated as "sin" in equations). But our math Pope doesn't just understand sine - he's got the whole trigonometric family down, including cosine ("cos")! 📐✝️ For the non-math nerds: sine and cosine are fundamental trigonometric functions used to calculate angles and relationships in triangles. They're literally the foundation of everything from architecture to physics to... apparently... papal qualifications!

The New Pope Is One Of Us!

The New Pope Is One Of Us!
Holy differential equations! Looks like the Vatican's talent acquisition team is branching out! When your religious leader has a Bachelor's in Mathematics, you know those collection plate calculations are going to be precise . Imagine solving for sin in more ways than one! The ultimate proof that you can worship both God and Gauss simultaneously. Next time someone asks "What would Jesus do?" this pope can respond with "Let me calculate that for you."