Carbon footprint Memes

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The Beef Is Real

The Beef Is Real
Nothing captures the modern engineering civil war quite like this. On one side, petroleum engineers extracting every last drop of fossil fuel like it's going extinct (oh wait, it is). On the other side, environmental engineers giving that death stare that says "I'm calculating your carbon footprint and judging you accordingly." The professional equivalent of Thanksgiving dinner where nobody talks politics but everyone's thinking it. The irony? Both sides probably graduated from the same engineering department before choosing their moral compass... or salary package.

Bro Did Math For Porn

Bro Did Math For Porn
When your thermodynamics professor said "real-world applications," this probably wasn't what they meant. Someone actually calculated the carbon footprint of a 15-minute shower encounter with frightening precision. From water consumption to energy expenditure to CO₂ emissions—proof that engineers can turn literally anything into a homework problem. Climate scientists take note: we've identified a previously undocumented source of greenhouse gases. Next time someone asks "was it hot?" they can respond with "approximately 5.25 kWh worth."

The Boot Of Our Own Making

The Boot Of Our Own Making
The boot of climate catastrophe stomping on humanity's face... forever. This meme hits harder than a category 5 hurricane! We're literally getting stepped on by our own environmental negligence while snoozing through the warnings. The scientific community has been screaming about this for decades while we're down here taking a cozy little nap under the very thing that's crushing us. Talk about an abusive relationship with our own planet!