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Eye Level With The Truth: Precision Measurement Requires Sobriety
Chemistry Lab-life Science
24 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Eye Level With The Truth: Precision Measurement Requires Sobriety
The eternal struggle of precise lab measurements! On the left, we see "Geeked" - the proper eye position for reading a meniscus in a graduated cylinder (that curved liquid surface that haunts chemistry students everywhere). On the right, "Locked In" shows the intense focus of getting your eye perfectly level with the bottom of that curved liquid surface. Pro tip: if you've been enjoying your "reefer" (marijuana), your perception might be slightly... altered. Suddenly that 13.5 mL reading becomes "whatever looks right, man" and your titration is doomed. Chemistry demands precision - your recreational activities and your volumetric measurements don't mix!

The Limit As Mile Approaches 420
Math Engineering
29 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
The Limit As Mile Approaches 420
The mathematical genius of Colorado's highway department deserves a standing ovation! By using 419.99 instead of 420, they've employed the limit concept from calculus—approaching but never quite reaching the notorious number. The title's suggestion of "419.9̅" (with the overbar indicating a repeating decimal) is even more brilliant because 0.9̅ = 1 in mathematics, making it literally infinitesimally close to 420 while technically not being 420. It's the perfect solution to stop sign theft while simultaneously trolling both mathematicians and cannabis enthusiasts. The highway department basically said "we're getting arbitrarily close to 420" while keeping their signs safe!

The Forbidden Laboratory Equipment
Chemistry Lab-life
3 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
The Forbidden Laboratory Equipment
That's not a round bottom flask, that's a bong. Someone's about to conduct some very "high-level" research. The only reaction you'll be catalyzing with this glassware is between THC and your endocannabinoid receptors. Your lab safety officer is going to have questions about your unusual approach to "stress relief" during long experiments. Technically, it does have a round bottom, so partial credit for accuracy.