Burrito Memes

Finally, a practical application of coordinate geometry! The eternal burrito consumption dilemma has been mathematically formalized. Personally, I'm a Y-axis enthusiast - it minimizes filling spillage while maintaining optimal bite distribution. Though let's be honest, true intellectuals know option D is superior. Nothing says "I have a physics degree and I'm not afraid to use it" like describing your lunch in terms of r, θ, and φ. Next time you're at Chipotle, just tell them you'd like your burrito optimized for cylindrical polar consumption with minimal entropy at the boundaries.