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The Nutritional Loophole
Biology Medicine
28 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
The Nutritional Loophole
The ultimate nutritional loophole that Big Vegetable doesn't want you to know about! Those vegetables you hated as a kid? They're just taking the scenic route to your burger. That lettuce, tomato, and onion your mom insisted would "make you grow big and strong" are now sandwiched between beef patties and mayo-soaked buns. Nature's perfect cycle—eat your veggies by consuming them in their final, evolved form: fast food. Childhood rebellion neutralized by culinary technicality. Checkmate, parents everywhere.

Find The Value Of Burger
Math
1 month ago 6.0K views 0 shares
Find The Value Of Burger
Behold, the infamous burger algebra! The solution is 5, you mathematical munchkins! If burger = 2, and 2 = 10, then by the transitive property of fast food mathematics, burger = 10/2 = 5! It's like solving for X, except X is delicious and comes with fries. Brain teasers like this are what happen when mathematicians get hungry during exam creation. Next week: calculus with pizza slices! 🍕

Fraction Confusion Defeats Burgers
Math
1 month ago 7.2K views 0 shares
Fraction Confusion Defeats Burgers
The numerical literacy crisis strikes again! This conversation perfectly captures why the A&W 1/3 pound burger actually failed against McDonald's 1/4 pounder. Many Americans genuinely thought 1/4 was bigger than 1/3 because, well, 4 is bigger than 3! The second person in this exchange demonstrates this exact confusion when they can't even recognize the inequality symbols. Fractions: defeating hungry Americans since the 1980s. The mathematical trauma is real.