Bread Memes

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Help! It's Duplicating!

Biology Science

1 month ago 6.7K views 0 shares

Help! It's Duplicating!

That bread is undergoing cellular division like it's studying mitosis textbooks at night! The classic "figure-8" shape perfectly mimics a cell in telophase, right before cytokinesis completes the separation. Biology professors everywhere are frantically reaching for their laser pointers. Next thing you know, your kitchen counter will be overrun with an exponentially growing bread colony. Better call in the specialized carbohydrate containment team before we witness the dawn of a new yeast civilization!

Bread: The Silent Criminal

Math Science Research

1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares

Bread: The Silent Criminal

A perfect example of the correlation-causation fallacy that haunts statistics departments everywhere! The meme brilliantly skewers how meaningless correlations get weaponized as scary "facts." Sure, 99% of criminals have eaten bread, but so has 99% of literally everyone else on the planet with access to wheat. Next they'll tell us that 100% of serial killers have consumed dihydrogen monoxide (that's water for you non-chemistry nerds). This is exactly why my statistics professor would scream "CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION" while throwing chalk at sleeping students.