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The Billion Dollar Math Error
Math
5 days ago 2.8K views 0 shares
The Billion Dollar Math Error
Nothing destroys mathematical credibility faster than dividing $44 billion by 8 billion and getting $5 billion. That's not just bad math—it's catastrophically wrong by a factor of 1000. If Musk gave everyone $5 (the actual correct amount), you'd barely get a coffee, not financial freedom. The beauty of this meme is watching someone righteously criticize a billionaire while simultaneously proving why basic numeracy matters. Janet's response is the chef's kiss of mathematical vindication. Next time you're planning to redistribute imaginary wealth, maybe double-check your calculator first.

The Mathematics Of Obscene Wealth
Math Science
22 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
The Mathematics Of Obscene Wealth
The math checks out, folks. If you earned $7000 every hour since Jesus walked the earth (that's roughly 2023 years or 17.7 million hours), you'd have about $124 billion. Bezos is worth around $180 billion. Nothing quite illustrates the absurdity of wealth inequality like needing to time travel back to year zero and still coming up short. Next time someone says "just work harder," remind them that apparently you need to work harder than someone earning $7000/hour for two millennia. Capitalism's final boss level is truly something else.

The Elonids Were Very Intense This Year
Astronomy Tech
29 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
The Elonids Were Very Intense This Year
Just your typical meteor shower, except instead of Perseids or Leonids, we've named this one after tech billionaires with space companies. Spectacular celestial display or just another batch of Starlink satellites burning up after someone forgot to carry the decimal? The astronomy community remains divided. Next up: the Bezoids, visible only if you have Prime membership.

Billionaires In Space: The Ultimate Planetary Ghosting
Astronomy Climate Earth-science
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Billionaires In Space: The Ultimate Planetary Ghosting
Nothing says "I've solved all problems on Earth" quite like abandoning it for the cosmic void. While billions struggle with climate change and resource scarcity, our tech moguls are busy designing Mars mansions and orbital cocktail lounges. It's the ultimate rich person's version of "this party is lame, let's bounce" – except the party is our entire planet. Guess when you've bought everything terrestrial, the only frontier left is extraterrestrial. Next time someone says "we need to become a multi-planetary species," just ask if they've tried fixing the single planet we already have.

Billionaires Telling You How Much They Love Physics
Physics Tech Science Academia
2 months ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Billionaires Telling You How Much They Love Physics
The classic "I took Physics 101 so now I'm basically Einstein" syndrome! Nothing quite like watching tech billionaires who couldn't solve a basic mechanics problem suddenly become quantum physics experts on Joe Rogan's podcast. They've mastered the art of gravitational name-dropping – where every conversation somehow pulls in Feynman, Einstein, or Hawking without understanding what these scientists actually did. Meanwhile, actual physicists are in their labs crying into their ramen noodles while making $40K a year as postdocs. The intellectual equivalent of putting on glasses to look smart while the prescription is just window glass.

When Billionaires Become Math Problems
Math
3 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
When Billionaires Become Math Problems
The distance formula in action! Two wealthy guys playing ping pong becomes the perfect real-world application of that dusty coordinate geometry formula you thought you'd never use. The distance between (2,0,0) and (-3,0,0) is simply |2-(-3)| = 5 units... or in this case, exactly one ping pong table width. Who knew billionaires would be the ones proving that math actually has practical applications? Next time your students ask "when will we ever use this in real life?" just show them this image of wealth differential equations in their natural habitat.