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Billionaires In Space: The Ultimate Planetary Ghosting
Astronomy Climate Earth-science
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Billionaires In Space: The Ultimate Planetary Ghosting
Nothing says "I've solved all problems on Earth" quite like abandoning it for the cosmic void. While billions struggle with climate change and resource scarcity, our tech moguls are busy designing Mars mansions and orbital cocktail lounges. It's the ultimate rich person's version of "this party is lame, let's bounce" – except the party is our entire planet. Guess when you've bought everything terrestrial, the only frontier left is extraterrestrial. Next time someone says "we need to become a multi-planetary species," just ask if they've tried fixing the single planet we already have.

Billionaires Telling You How Much They Love Physics
Physics Tech Science Academia
20 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Billionaires Telling You How Much They Love Physics
The classic "I took Physics 101 so now I'm basically Einstein" syndrome! Nothing quite like watching tech billionaires who couldn't solve a basic mechanics problem suddenly become quantum physics experts on Joe Rogan's podcast. They've mastered the art of gravitational name-dropping – where every conversation somehow pulls in Feynman, Einstein, or Hawking without understanding what these scientists actually did. Meanwhile, actual physicists are in their labs crying into their ramen noodles while making $40K a year as postdocs. The intellectual equivalent of putting on glasses to look smart while the prescription is just window glass.

When Billionaires Become Math Problems
Math
2 months ago 7.6K views 0 shares
When Billionaires Become Math Problems
The distance formula in action! Two wealthy guys playing ping pong becomes the perfect real-world application of that dusty coordinate geometry formula you thought you'd never use. The distance between (2,0,0) and (-3,0,0) is simply |2-(-3)| = 5 units... or in this case, exactly one ping pong table width. Who knew billionaires would be the ones proving that math actually has practical applications? Next time your students ask "when will we ever use this in real life?" just show them this image of wealth differential equations in their natural habitat.