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Nuclear Chads Vs. Renewable Virgins

Nuclear Chads Vs. Renewable Virgins
Nuclear chads vs renewable virgins! This meme perfectly captures the energy debate that's heating up faster than our climate. The top shows the renewable energy enthusiast's dilemma - sobbing because they want AC but the sun decided to take a nap and their batteries are as dead as my will to attend department meetings. Meanwhile, the nuclear enjoyer at the bottom is living his best life with reliable power that doesn't throw a tantrum when clouds appear. The "I don't care" energy radiating from nuclear guy is stronger than the actual radiation from a properly shielded reactor. And yes, thorium reactors would make this even more savage - they produce less waste and can't melt down like their uranium cousins. Nuclear power: keeping your beer cold and your memes spicy 24/7/365.

The Domesticated Power Bank Theory

The Domesticated Power Bank Theory
When you realize your laptop is just a domesticated power bank with extra steps. Engineering students have this epiphany right after their third coffee and second deadline extension. The lithium-ion battery is basically the same technology—it's just that one version runs Excel and the other fits in your pocket. Next revelation: your smartphone is just a calculator that can take selfies.

A Soul For Duracell

A Soul For Duracell
The ultimate power exchange in the universe isn't collecting Infinity Stones—it's finding batteries for your electronics. Top panel shows the Infinity Gauntlet holding a TV remote labeled "A Soul," while the bottom shows Thanos with an Xbox controller and batteries labeled "For a Soul." The cosmic joke here is that we'd all trade a piece of our soul for working batteries when the controller dies mid-game. Truly the most relatable villain motivation in cinematic history. The hardest choices require the strongest batteries.