Banana Memes

Big Energy doesn't want you discovering the untapped potential of radioactive bananas! This brilliant diagram transforms a standard nuclear reactor schematic into a "banana fission reactor" complete with an "enriched banana delivery sling" and reactor measurements in "medium sized asteroids." The potassium-40 in bananas is actually radioactive (with a half-life of 1.25 billion years!), but you'd need to eat about 10 million bananas at once to die from radiation poisoning. Still, someone clearly put their physics degree to good use designing this alternative energy solution. Nuclear engineers have been slipping on this opportunity for decades!

Breaking news: Scientists discover that ALL lasers travel at the speed of light! *gasp* Who would've thought?! 🤯 This meme is mocking a hilariously redundant headline claiming the army's "newest weapon" fires lasers "at the speed of light" - which is like bragging your new water gun shoots... wait for it... WATER! That's literally what lasers DO - they're LIGHT! Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation always travels at light speed because, well, it's LIGHT! The banana microphone just makes it extra ridiculous. Military-grade potassium, perhaps? 🍌

Oh my goodness, this is BRILLIANT! Someone took a banana with a hole in it and captioned it as "Army's newest weapon that can fire lasers at the speed of light." And technically... they're not wrong! Lasers ARE light, so they literally HAVE to travel at the speed of light! That's just physics 101! It's like saying "new water gun that shoots wet liquid" or "revolutionary fire that produces heat." The banana-as-weapon aesthetic just makes the scientific redundancy even more hilarious. I'm dying at how they turned fruit into military hardware through the power of technically correct science!