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The Zero Invention: Ancient Math Burn

The Zero Invention: Ancient Math Burn
The historical burn that transcends millennia! The Babylonian mathematician proudly shows off his revolutionary concept of zero, only to get absolutely destroyed by the sick mathematical comeback. Little did he know his groundbreaking innovation would become the perfect tool for measuring his romantic success! The ancient world had no aloe vera for that burn! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Fun fact: The concept of zero as a mathematical placeholder actually originated in ancient Mesopotamia around 3 BC, but it was the Indian mathematicians who fully developed it as a number in its own right around the 5th century. Without zero, we wouldn't have computers, binary code, or savage mathematical insults!

The Historical Glow-Up Of Pi Calculations

The Historical Glow-Up Of Pi Calculations
The historical glow-up of ฯ€ calculations is SENDING ME! ๐Ÿคฃ From Babylonians with their "eh, 3 is close enough" energy to Ramanujan dropping that mind-melting formula that looks like it could calculate the coordinates to another dimension! The progression perfectly matches the boats too - from paper origami to LITERAL FLOATING CASTLE. Math nerds throughout history were like "I can make ฯ€ more accurate" and then proceeded to create increasingly unhinged formulas. My favorite is Zu Chongzhi's 355/113 approximation - surprisingly accurate at 3.1415929... when ฯ€ is 3.1415926... That's getting ฯ€ correct to 6 decimal places with just a simple fraction! Meanwhile, modern mathematicians are calculating ฯ€ to trillions of digits just because they can. The ultimate flex in the mathematical universe!

Goddamn Ancient Greeks Take The Credit For Everything!

Goddamn Ancient Greeks Take The Credit For Everything!
The mathematical hipster wars are raging! Top panel shows a Greek mathematician losing his mind over discovering irrational numbers with a 45-45-90 triangle (where the hypotenuse equals โˆš2). Meanwhile, the Babylonians below are like "Bro, we knew about irrational numbers THREE THOUSAND YEARS earlier!" It's the ancient math equivalent of "I liked that band before they were cool." The Babylonians had already figured out that some numbers (like โˆš2) can't be expressed as simple fractions, but the Greeks get all the textbook glory for "discovering" it. Classic academic colonization at work - next thing you know, the Greeks will claim they invented breathing!