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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Baby genius Memes

Posts tagged with Baby genius

Physics For Kids: The Road To Existential Crisis

Physics Science
1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares
Physics For Kids: The Road To Existential Crisis
Parents buying "Quantum Physics for Babies" and "General Relativity for Babies" thinking it won't have any effect, then BAM! Two years later their toddler is contemplating the nature of spacetime while nursing a sippy cup of... wait, is that whiskey? 😂 The joke plays on the idea that exposing kids to complex physics concepts early turns them into tiny existential philosophers. Because nothing says "I understand the uncertainty principle" like also being uncertain about whether juice time or nap time comes next!

Don't Let Him Become A Scientist

Math Academia Science
2 months ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Don't Let Him Become A Scientist
The baby's first equation is mathematically incorrect, and it's breaking his mother's heart. The correct expansion of (x+y)² is x² + 2xy + y², not x² + y². This is the mathematical equivalent of watching your child's first steps lead directly into a wall. Every mathematician and algebra teacher just felt a disturbance in the force. The missing cross-term (2xy) will haunt this family for generations.

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My iPhone 8 Refuses to Die: Now It's a Solar-Powered Vision OCR Server

How I transformed my old iPhone 8 into a solar-powered Vision OCR server using Apple's native framework and an EcoFlow River 2 Pro. Running... Read article →

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