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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Babies Memes

Posts tagged with Babies

Early Quantum Indoctrination: Results May Vary

Physics Science
10 days ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Early Quantum Indoctrination: Results May Vary
Parents buying "Quantum Physics for Babies" thinking it's cute, not realizing they're creating tiny existential physicists who'll question the fabric of reality before they can tie their shoes. The child's inevitable descent into alcoholism by age 3 is simply conservation of energy at work - converting quantum anxiety into ethanol-based coping mechanisms. Just another day in the multiverse of parenting mistakes.

Raising The Next Einstein: One Board Book At A Time

Physics Science
12 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
Raising The Next Einstein: One Board Book At A Time
Ever see a toddler explain quantum superposition while still wearing diapers? 😂 This meme brilliantly captures what happens when parents expose babies to advanced physics concepts thinking "this won't affect our kid" - only to create tiny theoretical physicists! Two years later, little Toby's over here contemplating the fabric of spacetime while his peers are still figuring out how crayons work. The joke plays on the absurd contrast between complex scientific concepts and infant development. Honestly, if "Quantum Physics for Babies" was my bedtime story, I'd probably have existential crises during naptime too!

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