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Quick Maffs

Physics Chemistry Science

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Quick Maffs

That moment when someone thinks they've made a groundbreaking discovery about radioactive decay. Half-life doesn't work that way, buddy. Doubling the half-life doesn't give you the "full life" - it just tells you how long it takes for another half of the remaining material to decay. The substance technically never reaches zero, just increasingly smaller fractions. First-year chemistry students discovering asymptotes for the first time and thinking they've solved nuclear physics.

The Eternal Friendzone Of Mathematical Limits

Math Science

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The Eternal Friendzone Of Mathematical Limits

The eternal dance of limits in pre-calculus! When infinity "casually approaches" x, it's basically math's way of saying "I'm gonna get reeeeeally close to you but never actually touch you." Like that awkward friend who stands just a little too far away during conversations. The limit exists, but the personal space is infinite! Mathematicians spent centuries figuring this out when they could've just used dating apps as metaphors—approaching someone without ever making a move. The foundation of calculus, folks: mathematical friendzoning.