Applied physics Memes

Physics has never been this... bouncy ! Someone's turned the humble differential equation into a breast physics calculator! 🤓 This masterpiece applies the classic spring-mass-damper equation (typically used for oscillatory systems) to calculate breast jiggle physics. The equation models how tissue responds to force—with acceleration, velocity, and displacement terms all accounted for! The pièce de résistance? Using the ellipsoid volume formula (4/3πabc) to calculate breast mass from dimensions. Pure mathematical genius applied to... unconventional problems! Who said differential equations couldn't be fun?

The eternal divide between theoretical and applied physics, captured in chalk dust and despair. That professor isn't wrong though - most physics departments are filled with people who derive equations for 12 hours straight but couldn't change a light bulb if their tenure depended on it. The irony being that physics literally explains how everything works, yet physicists pride themselves on ignoring those practical applications. It's like owning the instruction manual to the universe but only reading the footnotes.