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Who Do You Think Designed Said Roman Roads?

Who Do You Think Designed Said Roman Roads?
This meme brilliantly skewers the logical fallacy in engineering criticism! The grid shows identical human skulls labeled with different characteristics (man, woman, gay, straight, etc.), implying our fundamental biological equality—until the punchline. The final skull is hilariously deformed, representing "people who say engineers are bad because Rome made better roads without engineers." What makes this extra funny is the historical inaccuracy of the claim itself. Roman roads were absolutely engineered! The Romans had dedicated engineers who designed sophisticated multi-layered road systems with drainage, cambered surfaces, and foundations that have lasted millennia. The title "Who Do You Think Designed Said Roman Roads?" drives this point home perfectly. It's basically the STEM equivalent of "tell me you failed history without telling me you failed history."

Archimedes' Death Ray: Parental Guidance Required

Archimedes' Death Ray: Parental Guidance Required
The devil's parenting standards are surprisingly strict when it comes to ancient weaponry. Archimedes, the OG mad scientist, allegedly created a death ray by positioning mirrors to focus sunlight onto enemy ships, setting them ablaze from a distance. The physics actually checks out—concentrated solar energy can indeed create enough heat to start fires. Modern attempts to recreate this have had mixed results, suggesting Archimedes might have been history's first "trust me bro" scientist. Still, gotta admire a man who looked at the sun and thought "hmm, how can I weaponize that?"

Soap-Making Time Travelers: When Modern Knowledge Meets Ancient Chemistry

Soap-Making Time Travelers: When Modern Knowledge Meets Ancient Chemistry
Time travel paradox meets chemistry frustration! Modern humans dropped into prehistoric times would be CLUELESS about making basic things we take for granted. Soap? That's just fat + ash + water with some saponification magic! Our ancestors figured this out through trial and error thousands of years ago, but most of us couldn't recreate it if our stinky lives depended on it! The desperate face of the modern person surrounded by expectant cave people perfectly captures that "wait, I'm supposed to be the advanced one here" moment. Nothing humbles you faster than realizing your smartphone can't help you make something people mastered before written language existed!