Among us Memes

CERN scientists be like: "Hold my particle accelerator!" The Large Hadron Collider is basically the scientific equivalent of smashing two shopping carts together at supersonic speeds and hoping a new universe falls out. Physicists spend billions of dollars to yeet protons at each other near light speed, then act surprised when they discover exotic particles. It's like cooking by throwing random ingredients into a blender and calling yourself a Michelin chef when something edible comes out. The "Emergency Meeting" is just them frantically trying to explain why they need another few billion to keep playing subatomic bumper cars.

Oh god, the Hamiltonian space plot looks suspiciously like... that meme . Once you see the resemblance to the Among Us character, you can't unsee it. Some poor physics grad student probably spent weeks coding this phase space trajectory only to realize they've accidentally created a scientific shitpost. The universe is truly a cruel jokester—making our serious mathematical representations of physical systems look like cartoon space beans. Next time you're solving Hamilton's equations, remember: in phase space, no one can hear you scream.