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Base 12 Would Have Been Lit 😢

Base 12 Would Have Been Lit 😢
Behold the parallel universe where humans evolved with 12 fingers and our number system became duodecimal! Those flying cars aren't science fiction—they're MATH fiction! With base-12, we'd have cleaner fractions (1/3 = 0.4), more divisible units, and apparently... floating architecture?! The entire technological trajectory of humanity would've zoomed ahead because our calculations would be more efficient. Instead, we're stuck counting like primitive cave people with our measly 10 digits. *frantically waves 10 fingers in disappointment* The greatest evolutionary blunder wasn't losing our tails—it was not gaining those extra digits for mathematical superiority!

The Coconut That Could Have Changed Physics Forever

The Coconut That Could Have Changed Physics Forever
Your brain at 3 AM really hits different. Imagine the entire course of physics changed because Newton got bonked by a coconut instead! We'd be calculating the "coconut constant" in every equation and probably still arguing about whether gravity is just a tropical conspiracy. The butterfly effect of fruit selection might've left us without calculus but with excellent piña coladas. Scientific progress hanging by a literal tree branch...

In Another Universe Where Newton Got Hit By A Durian

In Another Universe Where Newton Got Hit By A Durian
History's most famous apple just got a spiky upgrade! Instead of a gentle apple bonk inspiring gravity, imagine poor Newton getting absolutely demolished by a 7-pound spiky durian falling at terminal velocity. No wonder in this timeline, he's too traumatized to invent calculus, leaving Leibniz to take all the glory. The face says it all—that's not the expression of someone about to revolutionize physics; that's the face of someone calculating the impact force of nature's most terrifying fruit and deciding maybe science isn't worth it after all.

The Coconut Paradox

The Coconut Paradox
The entire field of physics hinges on that fateful apple bonking Newton on the head! If he'd been snoozing under a coconut tree instead, we'd have a much thinner textbook—and possibly no Newton. The meme brilliantly illustrates how our scientific understanding could've been drastically different with one geographic change. Imagine the alternate universe where "F = ma" never happened because Newton got concussed by a falling coconut before writing anything down. Physics students everywhere would be celebrating that timeline!