Academic progression Memes

The evolution of salt acquisition perfectly captures the scientific mind's descent into madness. Starting with the pedestrian "grocery store salt" (yawn), we progress to the slightly more adventurous "boiling seawater" method that our ancestors used. But then things get serious . Ordering from Sigma-Aldrich? That's when you know you've crossed into true lab nerd territory. Those catalog prices will make your research budget cry! The real chemistry enthusiasts, though, synthesize their own NaCl through neutralization reactions. And finally, at peak obsession, we have the unhinged chemist handling pure sodium metal and chlorine gas—substances that would individually kill you—just to make the same stuff you sprinkle on french fries. It's the perfect metaphor for academic progression: the further you go, the more unnecessarily complicated and dangerous your methods become, all while your friends and family wonder why you don't just go to Costco like a normal person.