Absurd science Memes

The fourth state of matter just entered the chat! 🔥 While regular humans are stuck with the boring solid-liquid-gas trifecta coming out of their bodies, the plasma-excreting elite are clearly operating on another level of physics! Plasma—that super-heated, electrically charged state of matter found in lightning, stars, and apparently some very special digestive systems—would make bathroom trips both terrifying and scientifically groundbreaking. Next time someone brags about their diet, just casually mention you're ionizing your waste to 5,000°C. That'll shut 'em up!

Someone's been paying attention in physics class but skipping cooking 101! The question brilliantly applies thermodynamics to culinary arts in the most ridiculous way possible. Technically, you'd need to slap a chicken at about 1,665 m/s (3,725 mph) to generate enough thermal energy to cook it in one go. That's approximately 23,034 slaps of average force. So unless you've got superhuman slapping abilities or really hate that particular chicken, maybe just use an oven? The beautiful marriage of physics and absurdity here is what makes science both fascinating and hilarious.