3d Memes

The geometric heresy we never learned in Sunday school! Someone's bravely pointing out that pizzas are technically shallow cylinders (height

Mathematicians and computational geometrists having wildly different reactions to packing problems is peak nerd culture. The 2D square packing? Snooze-worthy. But throw in some 3D chess pieces with their complex geometries and suddenly it's the intellectual equivalent of a rave party. The complexity jump from 2D to 3D packing is actually enormous - going from a polynomial-time solvable problem to an NP-hard computational nightmare that makes supercomputers sweat. It's like comparing a kiddie pool to the Mariana Trench. No wonder our mathematician friend is fully awakened by that sweet, sweet 3D packing challenge!

What we're witnessing here is a topological nightmare that mathematicians call a "non-orientable manifold with boundary," but insomniacs call "Tuesday night." Your blanket somehow manages to defy Euclidean geometry when you're half-conscious, transforming into this mathematical monstrosity with no discernible long side. It's essentially quantum bedding—simultaneously too short in every direction you try. The universe conspires to maximize your frustration by ensuring your blanket exists in more dimensions than you can perceive at 3 AM. And yes, this shape has a name: "Insomnius Frustratus."