The Original Infinity Gauntlet: Jenner vs. Smallpox

The irony is delicious here. Person claims to "believe science" but immediately rejects scientific advice about blue light disrupting their circadian rhythm. Science isn't a religion you pledge allegiance to—it's a process you either follow or ignore when inconvenient. The same folks who post "I believe science" memes are scrolling TikTok at 2 AM wondering why they can't sleep. Your melatonin production doesn't care about your Facebook declarations of scientific loyalty.

The classic medical microbiology student dilemma: frantically researching sexually transmitted diseases for academic purposes while your FBI agent monitoring your internet activity experiences severe emotional distress. Nothing says "I'm a responsible adult in higher education" quite like having to explain to campus IT why you've spent six hours looking at genital warts. The browser history that launched a thousand background checks.

Cancer biology gets the superhero treatment! This meme brilliantly captures what happens when tumor suppressor genes fail at their job. Just like Spider-Man's transformation from red (healthy) to black (corrupted), cells undergo oncogenic transformation when their protective genes stop functioning. The tumor suppressor gene normally keeps cells in check, but when it's inactivated or mutated, the cell goes full villain mode and becomes malignant. Molecular biologists secretly wish cancer was this easy to spot—just look for the cells wearing black suits instead of red ones!

This cute doggo brings us one of the greatest public health victories you probably never heard about! Guinea worm disease was once a horrific parasitic infection affecting millions across Africa and Asia. The worm grows up to 3 feet long INSIDE YOUR BODY before painfully emerging through the skin! 🤢 Thanks to incredible work by health organizations, cases dropped from 3.5 million in 1986 to just 13 in 2022! We're about to witness only the second human disease EVER to be completely eradicated (after smallpox)! The best part? This massive win happened without vaccines or medications - just education, clean water filters, and community programs. Science for the win! 💪

When someone says food won't fill the void in your heart, they clearly haven't studied basic anatomy. The heart is literally surrounded by fatty deposits and blood vessels—both direct products of what you eat! That's not emotional emptiness, that's just the coronary sinus waiting for more cheese fries. Science doesn't care about your feelings, but it does care about your cholesterol levels.

Medical school: where time dilation isn't just a physics concept but a daily reality. First-years walk in with bright eyes and exit residency with gray hair and existential dread. The reference to Interstellar's time dilation perfectly captures how a single hour of studying pathophysiology somehow steals seven years of your life. Surgeons emerge from 36-hour shifts looking like they've aged decades. The space-time continuum simply works differently when you're memorizing the Krebs cycle at 2AM.