Our Plans Are Measured In Centuries

*Shocked anime face intensifies* The physics gods are laughing at us! Torque (newton-meters) having the same units as liter-atmospheres is the kind of dimensional analysis nightmare that keeps engineering students awake at 3 AM. And don't get me started on British Thermal Units—they're the chaotic evil of the measurement world! The universe is held together by duct tape and dimensional coincidences! Next you'll tell me that electric potential energy (joules) is measured in coulomb-volts... OH WAIT IT IS! *maniacal scientist laughter* This is why physicists drink coffee by the gallon-pascal!

Imagine advanced aliens watching Earth's energy evolution with complete bewilderment! We split atoms to create nuclear fission—unleashing MILLIONS of times more energy than burning fossil fuels—and then we're like "you know what would be cool? More windmills!" 🤦‍♂️ It's like inventing smartphones and then deciding carrier pigeons deserve a comeback. No wonder extraterrestrials are judging us! Nuclear fission provides incredible energy density with zero carbon emissions, yet we're still debating whether to put more giant pinwheels on hills. Any civilization advanced enough for interstellar travel would be facepalming so hard right now.

Behold! The $2000 Galaxy smartphone transformed into the world's most expensive toilet! The Italian title "Il Bagno Più Costoso" (The Most Expensive Bathroom) perfectly captures this technological tragedy. When your fancy folding phone screen resembles a toilet bowl, you've unlocked a feature Samsung definitely didn't advertise in the brochure. Talk about flushing your money down the drain! This is what happens when engineering meets unfortunate design coincidences. Next time you're showing off your premium tech, just pray nobody notices you're essentially carrying a high-resolution porcelain throne in your pocket!

The professor's existential crisis is reaching critical mass faster than his students' understanding of thermodynamics. With an average grade of 10.2/21 (that's like failing with extra steps), this email is basically entropy in action—everything descending into chaos. The best part? Four students somehow aced it while three scored literal zeros, proving that in thermodynamics, as in life, you either understand the heat transfer or you're completely frozen. The desperate plea about nuclear power plants versus industry jobs is just the professor's way of saying "please don't build reactors if you can't pass my midterm." Honestly, this is why coffee machines in physics departments are always running—they're the only systems operating at maximum efficiency.

Even electrical equipment has seen Star Trek! This multimeter is clearly a Borg fan, displaying "FUTILE" when set to measure resistance (ohms). The perfect inside joke for engineers who know the famous line "resistance is futile" from the show. Your circuit components might as well surrender and be assimilated at this point. Next time your project fails, just blame it on the multimeter's existential crisis.

Transportation engineers watching millions of crashes like: "Have you tried turning your driving off and on again?" 🔥 The classic IT support response applied to road safety! Engineers design the systems, but then blame the "wetware" (that's YOU, human drivers) when statistics go boom. It's like blaming the keyboard for typos! The dark humor here is how engineers distance themselves from design flaws by labeling catastrophic statistics as simple "user error" - as if 14 million crashes are just people not reading the road manual properly. Next they'll suggest roads would be perfectly safe if humans didn't exist!