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The classic scientist's journey with PFAS (per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances) in four panels! First, you're dazzled by their incredible non-stick, water-repellent superpowers. "These chemicals are AMAZING! Why the hate?" Then curiosity kicks in: "Let me just check some literature..." And suddenly—WHAM!—you're punching your computer after discovering they're called "forever chemicals" because they never break down and are linked to cancer, hormone disruption, and liver damage. The scientific honeymoon phase ends FAST when you realize your cool discovery is basically the chemical equivalent of finding out your new crush has 17 restraining orders against them. 💀

The evolution of questionable lab techniques, illustrated perfectly. The pyramid represents the primitive "orange succ ball" method—standard issue for beginners. Meanwhile, the futuristic floating structure represents the forbidden "mouth pipetting" technique—outlawed in labs since the 1970s but secretly practiced by those who think lab safety protocols are just "suggestions." Nothing says "I trust my immune system" quite like using your mouth to draw up unknown chemicals. Darwin would be taking notes.

That look when you've spent months trying to synthesize a carbon-carbon triple bond only to accidentally create a quadruple bond that shouldn't even exist! Chemistry textbooks in shambles right now. The "FINALLY" captures that moment of accidental breakthrough that'll either win you a Nobel Prize or get your lab privileges revoked. Theoretical chemists are typing furious emails as we speak.

The organic chemistry hierarchy has never been so perfectly illustrated! Alpha hydrogens (the crying faces) are notoriously reactive and easily deprotonated - basically the drama queens of the molecular world. Meanwhile, beta hydrogens (the chad bearded guys) just chill next to that carbon, unbothered by bases stealing their protons. And that chlorine? Total chad energy, hogging electrons while the alpha hydrogens have existential meltdowns. This is the molecular social ladder we never knew we needed. For the uninitiated: Alpha hydrogens sit next to carbonyl groups, making them acidic and easily removed in reactions. Beta hydrogens are further away and much more stable - hence the confident chad appearance. Chemistry students everywhere are feeling seen right now.

The comically enormous glasses on this stuffed animal are basically a biochemistry major's uniform at this point. Those spectacles aren't just for seeing—they're for squinting at microscopic protein structures at 2 AM while your social life dissolves faster than sodium in water. The stuffed animal represents what happens to your soul after four years of memorizing metabolic pathways and calculating molarity in your sleep. Your eyes grow to accommodate all 20 amino acid structures permanently etched into your retinas.

Heaven's admission test is apparently the Krebs cycle. That's right - your eternal salvation depends on remembering how pyruvate gets converted to acetyl-CoA before entering that circular metabolic nightmare. Biology professors weren't kidding when they said "this will be important for your future" - they just didn't specify it was your afterlife they were talking about! Next time someone asks why you're studying biochemistry at 2am, just tell them you're securing your spot in paradise. The pearly gates don't open for those who can't recite all eight steps of cellular respiration!