Behold the evolution of scientific terminology for the financially supportive parental figure! From the casual "Sugar Daddy" to the increasingly sophisticated "Fructose Father" and finally achieving peak scientific enlightenment with "Glucose Guardian." It's what happens when biochemistry majors try to upgrade their dating profiles. The brain scans get progressively more illuminated because nothing says "I'm intellectually superior" like calling your benefactor by their monosaccharide classification. Next up: "Sucrose Supervisor" and "Maltodextrin Mentor" for those really trying to flex their carbohydrate knowledge.
Sweet Scientific Nomenclature

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