Negativechargephobia

The existential crisis of hydrogen atoms is real! This poor H atom is sweating bullets trying to decide between releasing, sharing, or stealing an electron. It's basically the atomic version of "fight, flight, or make friends." Chemistry students know the struggle - hydrogen can form cations (H+) by releasing electrons, covalent bonds by sharing electrons, or even become hydride (H-) by stealing electrons. No wonder this atom is having a meltdown! It's like being at a chemical buffet with too many reaction pathways and not enough valence electrons to go around.

This is what happens when you skip every single science class but still try to sound smart on the internet. Not only is diamond not a metal (it's carbon atoms arranged in a crystal structure), but claiming 1 gram weighs 15 grams is like saying "this dollar is worth 15 dollars." The universe just collectively facepalmed. This is why we scientists drink during faculty meetings.

The chemistry genius who accidentally gave the right answer! Nitrogen monoxide (NO) is indeed the correct formula - not "nitrogen monoxide" which doesn't exist! That moment when you realize your clueless "NO" was actually 100% scientifically accurate. The teacher probably thought the student was just saying they didn't know, but they accidentally nailed it! That confused face is every student who's ever stumbled into being right for the wrong reasons. Chemistry teachers everywhere are both crying and laughing!

This physics teacher deserves a Nobel Prize in commitment. When most people say "I'll eat my hat," it's just a figure of speech. But not this madlad. He turned a lost bet into a chemistry demonstration by dissolving his hat in acid, neutralizing it with a base (creating water + salt), and then drinking his hat-infused coffee like it was just another Monday morning. The perfect intersection of "technically correct" and "absolutely unhinged." This is what happens when you give scientists tenure and zero supervision.

Content Buy 1kg pure mercury (100€/kg) take off one proton per atom • be careful! electrons might hurt you (they are very fast) whoa, its shiny! i can see my face in it! plastic tweezers not to get electrocuted by proton now you got 1kg of pure gold ! (35 000€/kg) repeat until you are rich i can still see my face on it!

The eternal battle between scientific rigor and creative chaos! Organic chemists sweat bullets following IUPAC's 87-character naming conventions while biochemists casually name critical proteins after video game characters. Nothing says "I've spent 12 years in academia" like discovering a fundamental protein and naming it "Sonic Hedgehog" because it looks spiky. Even better? The medical community had to rename it to "SHH signaling molecule" because doctors couldn't keep straight faces telling parents their child had a "Sonic Hedgehog mutation." The protein naming Wild West is real—we've got Pikachurin, Dorsal, and even BATMAN (seriously, look it up). Science: where we split atoms and also name proteins after our childhood heroes.