It's Rare And Expensive, But It's All Relative

The periodic table hierarchy has spoken! This meme perfectly captures how chemists view elements based on their rarity. Iron and aluminum? Basic peasants. Gold? Sometimes a king, sometimes just another commoner depending on who you're comparing it to. But Francium and Astatine? Those are the untouchable gods of the element world - so rare that the total amount of naturally occurring astatine on Earth is less than a microgram, and francium's most stable isotope has a half-life of just 22 minutes. They're the elements that make chemists whisper in reverence and wallet-conscious lab directors break into cold sweats. Next time someone brags about their gold jewelry, just whisper "francium" and watch their element superiority complex crumble.