I Need To Call Her (Poison Control)

When chemistry slides into your DMs but you don't recognize it! The person is looking for a guy shaped like that zigzag, while literally talking to someone named "Cyclohexane" whose profile pic is... a hexagon! Cyclohexane is indeed "the guy in the pic" - a six-carbon ring compound that exists in a chair or boat conformation. It's the molecular equivalent of saying "I'm standing right here!" while someone searches for you with a megaphone. Dating is hard, but organic chemistry dating is apparently even harder.

The eternal chemistry student paradox: memorizing PV=nRT so thoroughly you could recite it in your sleep, yet still writing it on your cheat sheet "just in case." It's like having the nuclear launch codes tattooed on your arm but still keeping them in your wallet. Chemistry professors everywhere are silently judging while secretly doing the exact same thing with reaction mechanisms they've taught for 20 years. The real gas law should be: Confidence = (Knowledge × Preparation) ÷ Exam Anxiety.

The creator's chemistry knowledge is clearly in critical condition! The meme shows two anime characters kissing with molecular structures superimposed over them, with the caption playing on Brønsted-Lowry acid theory versus Smith as a surname. In chemistry, a Brønsted acid donates protons while a base accepts them—kind of like these characters exchanging... something else. The bottom text confession of "IDK I NEVER PAID ATTENTION IN CHEM" is the perfect punchline from someone who clearly spent more time doodling anime couples than balancing equations. Honestly, this is what happens when you mix romance manga with organic chemistry textbooks!

The dramatic rescue attempt gone wrong! Hydrated salts and water molecules are desperately clinging to each other through hydrogen bonds, having that heartfelt "I got you, brother" moment. Then BAM! Chemistry student swoops in with their Bunsen burner like some thermal villain, ready to break up this molecular family reunion. The heat mercilessly severs those hydrogen bonds, turning hydrates into anhydrous compounds faster than you can say "dehydration synthesis." Every chemistry lab student knows that feeling of power when they casually destroy molecular relationships that took nature years to build. Thermal breakups—brutal but effective!

When boys time travel to find their soulmates but girls are busy preventing Nobel Prize winners from glowing in the dark.

The periodic table's group 12 family reunion is looking spicy! Dimethyl mercury and dimethyl cadmium are the terrifying older brothers who will literally kill you if you look at them wrong (one drop through gloves = game over). Meanwhile, dimethyl zinc is just happy to be included, blissfully unaware that it's still pyrophoric enough to spontaneously combust in air. Chemistry's perfect illustration of "dangerous, more dangerous, and derpy but will still burn your lab down." The glow-up from deadly neurotoxins to merely explosive is real!