Hydrogen Bonding: The Universal Scapegoat

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Hydrogen Bonding: The Universal Scapegoat

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When you're desperate to explain water's bizarre properties on an exam but can't remember the actual science behind it? Just yell "HYDROGEN BONDING!" and watch your professor nod approvingly. It's chemistry's equivalent of blaming the butler in a murder mystery - suspiciously convenient yet weirdly effective. The truth is, most undergrads couldn't explain hydrogen bonding if their GPA depended on it, but that doesn't stop us from attributing everything from water's surface tension to its ability to dissolve your hopes and dreams to those magical intermolecular forces. Hey, if it gets you partial credit, it's technically not wrong!

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