Electron Theft: How Ionic

The creator's chemistry knowledge is clearly in critical condition! The meme shows two anime characters kissing with molecular structures superimposed over them, with the caption playing on Brønsted-Lowry acid theory versus Smith as a surname. In chemistry, a Brønsted acid donates protons while a base accepts them—kind of like these characters exchanging... something else. The bottom text confession of "IDK I NEVER PAID ATTENTION IN CHEM" is the perfect punchline from someone who clearly spent more time doodling anime couples than balancing equations. Honestly, this is what happens when you mix romance manga with organic chemistry textbooks!

The perfect visual representation of carbon allotropes doesn't exi— 💎✏️ This meme brilliantly shows why diamond is the hardest natural material while graphite is what we write with! In diamond, each carbon atom forms strong bonds in a rigid 3D tetrahedral structure (represented by buff Doge), making it incredibly strong. Meanwhile in graphite, carbon atoms form sheets (regular Doges) that easily slide past each other – which is exactly why your pencil works! Same element, completely different properties. Chemistry is basically carbon's personality disorder!

Oh the chemical pun collision we never knew we needed! The top image shows a normal school bus labeled "FRANCIUM IS THE MOST REACTIVE ELEMENT" while the bottom shows the same bus ZOOMING past a train due to "RELATIVISTIC EFFECTS." 🤓⚛️ See, francium is already explosively reactive (it would literally detonate in water), but when you add relativistic effects—where electrons near heavy nuclei move at significant fractions of light speed—those electrons get even MORE unstable! The bus isn't just speeding, it's breaking the laws of classical physics! The train conductor's face is all of us non-physics majors trying to comprehend why reality breaks down at extreme scales.

That innocent little milliliter of water? It's packing roughly 3.3×10 22 molecules, while our entire galaxy has a measly 200-400 billion stars. The small stuff is winning by a factor of... *checks calculator*... a hundred trillion. And we're supposed to be impressed by astronomy? That's like bragging about your coin collection when your neighbor has the GDP of Switzerland in their sock drawer. Numbers in chemistry make the universe look positively minimalist. Next time someone waxes poetic about the vastness of space, hand them a glass of water and watch their existential crisis unfold.

The interdisciplinary solidarity is real! Biology and chemistry students form the ultimate academic symbiosis - each terrified of the other's coursework but willing to trade expertise like rare Pokémon cards. The bio student navigates amino acid pathways with ease but freezes at the sight of an orbital hybridization problem, while the chem student who can balance redox equations in their sleep gets lost in the Krebs cycle. It's the perfect academic mutualism - like mitochondria and eukaryotic cells, except with more caffeine and existential dread!

The existential crisis of a hydrogen fuel cell vehicle! That Toyota Mirai is having a full-on breakdown learning its fuel tank could theoretically become an explosive device. Talk about automotive anxiety! 💥 Hydrogen cars store H₂ under extreme pressure (like 10,000 psi!), and while manufacturers build these tanks to be super safe, Rick's brutal honesty just shattered this poor robot's worldview. The robot's "Oh, my god" reaction is basically every engineering student realizing the power and danger behind the tech they're creating.