Better Than Nothing

Chemistry students everywhere are SCREAMING at this brutally honest periodic table! 😂 The creator just exposed every chemist's secret thoughts - from the "don't even try" elements to the "WTF makes these 'earthy'?" question we've all had. And that middle section? "The 18-electron rule is a lie" hits harder than failing an organic chem final! My personal favorite: "physicists playing chemist" - because nothing says interdisciplinary drama like physicists thinking they understand electron orbitals. And don't get me started on the "I DO WHAT I WANT" elements that refuse to follow the rules we spent years memorizing! This is basically what every chemistry textbook would look like if they were written by sleep-deprived grad students instead of professors.

Someone got blocked for comparing a celebrity's figure to a phospholipid molecule structure - which is honestly a top-tier biochemistry pickup line! 🧪 Phospholipids have a hydrophilic "head" (the choline, phosphate, and glycerol groups) and two hydrophobic "tails" (fatty acid chains) giving them that distinctive hourglass shape. The molecular structure does bear a striking resemblance to human proportions - proving that biology majors have the most scientifically accurate compliments. This is what happens when you try to flirt with biochemistry knowledge instead of conventional flattery!

That's triphenylmethane. Or as we call it in the lab, "the chemical structure you draw when you're pretending to take notes but actually planning your weekend." Every organic chemist has sketched this exact molecule during a boring seminar. It's the universal symbol for "I understand benzene rings and absolutely nothing else about this lecture."

The eternal alliance of math and physics students united by their mutual disdain for memorizing endless organic compounds and biological taxonomies! Nothing brings rivals together faster than a common enemy. While these equation-lovers might argue over whether pure math or applied physics is superior, they'll instantly bond over their shared trauma of balancing chemical equations and drawing cellular structures. It's like the scientific version of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" — except the enemy is just having to learn the Krebs cycle for the fifth time.

Holy chemical contrast, Batman! 🧪 On the left: A scientist handling hydrofluoric acid (HF) with more protective gear than a space mission. And for good reason! This stuff doesn't just burn you - it silently penetrates skin and dissolves your bones from the inside. By the time you feel pain, calcium in your bones is already forming a deadly party with fluoride ions! On the right: Someone casually pouring what appears to be concentrated HF into a drain cleaner bottle while wearing flip-flops! This is basically the chemical equivalent of using a nuclear reactor to heat your swimming pool! Chemistry safety instructors probably get night terrors from images like this. Remember folks, proper lab safety isn't just nerdy overkill - it's what keeps your skeleton inside your body where it belongs!

A chemical romance for the ages! Sodium (Na) is desperately missing an electron, while Chlorine (Cl) has one too many. They meet, they bond, they share electrons—BAM! Instant ionic matrimony! That's not just table salt you're sprinkling on your fries—it's the product of electron-sharing passion! Some relationships are toxic, but this one's just ionic . Chemistry teachers never tell you about the spicy electron transfers happening in your salt shaker!