You're Attacking The Wrong One, Immune System

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You're Attacking The Wrong One, Immune System

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Your immune system: a sophisticated defense network with billions of specialized cells designed over millions of years of evolution to protect you from deadly pathogens... and then it sees a peanut protein and absolutely LOSES ITS MIND. Meanwhile, actual bacteria and viruses? *Yawn* Let's take our sweet time responding. The immunological equivalent of deploying nuclear weapons against a squirrel while ignoring the actual armed invaders. Classic hypersensitivity reaction where your body decides harmless proteins are Public Enemy #1 while actual threats get the casual SpongeBob treatment. Your mast cells are just sitting there like "I see no difference between smallpox and a cashew."

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