They Do Be Grabbin'

The bell curve of intelligence strikes again! On both ends of the IQ spectrum, we've got people confidently declaring "dolphins are fish" while the enlightened middle screams in biological horror. Nothing triggers a biologist faster than aquatic taxonomy errors! Dolphins (and orcas!) are 100% mammals - they breathe air, give live birth, produce milk, and probably laugh at humans who can't tell the difference. The perfect visualization of how being spectacularly wrong can happen at both extremes of the intelligence distribution. Next up: "penguins are just fancy ducks" and "bats are birds" for maximum scientific chaos!

Biology students everywhere just screamed in delight! The meme brilliantly shows DNA as the fully-braided hair and RNA as the single, wavy strand - which is EXACTLY how they differ structurally! DNA rocks the double helix (double braid) while RNA is the single-stranded rebel. The title "RNA Is Just Decaf DNA" is perfect because RNA literally has one less oxygen atom than DNA (deoxyribonucleic vs ribonucleic acid). It's basically DNA that lost a bit of its punch - just like decaf coffee! Whoever made this deserves an honorary genetics degree!

Behold the ultimate biological flex! Male sea turtles are literally born cool - as in, below 28°C cool! 🐢❄️ While humans need fancy cars to look cool, sea turtles just need the right nest temperature! Their sex is determined not by chromosomes but by how toasty their eggs get during incubation. Warmer temps = females, cooler temps = males. It's like Mother Nature's thermostat decides their gender! This Temperature-Dependent Sex Determination (TSD) means climate change isn't just melting ice caps—it's potentially creating a sea turtle dating crisis with too many females! Talk about hot girl summer... FOR ETERNITY!

The scientific wordplay here is absolutely brilliant! On the left we have Diplococcus (now officially renamed Neisseria gonorrhoeae), the bacterial culprit behind gonorrhea, shown in its characteristic paired spherical form under electron microscopy. On the right is Diplodocus, the massive long-necked dinosaur from the Jurassic period that definitely did NOT cause STIs! 😂 The meme plays on the similar-sounding scientific names while highlighting their hilariously opposite attributes. One's microscopic and problematic for human health, the other was 80+ feet long and extinct for about 150 million years. Thank goodness we only have to worry about one of these in modern dating!

The eternal alliance of math and physics students united by their mutual disdain for memorizing endless organic compounds and biological taxonomies! Nothing brings rivals together faster than a common enemy. While these equation-lovers might argue over whether pure math or applied physics is superior, they'll instantly bond over their shared trauma of balancing chemical equations and drawing cellular structures. It's like the scientific version of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" — except the enemy is just having to learn the Krebs cycle for the fifth time.

When your microbiology professor has a secret paleontology obsession! Diplococcus (now reclassified as Streptococcus pneumoniae) is a spherical bacterium that appears in pairs under a microscope and can indeed cause infections. Meanwhile, Diplodocus was a 26-meter sauropod dinosaur from the Jurassic period that definitely won't give you any STIs—unless you're time-traveling and making some questionable life choices. The wordplay here is *chef's kiss* for science nerds who appreciate both microscopic menaces and magnificent extinct reptiles.