The Great Scientific Naming Showdown

Behold the eternal battle of scientific nomenclature! Physicists are over here naming particles "up," "down," "strange," and "charm" like they're just pointing at stuff in their junk drawer. Meanwhile, biologists are out there looking at a translucent sea creature and going "Hmm, yes, this blob with tentacles shall henceforth be known as... *checks notes*... 'Bloated Sea Pig'!" And that elegant, floating creature? "Sea Butterfly!" Creative genius or absolute laziness? The duality of science at its finest! Next time you discover something, remember: you can either go the physics route ("Big Bang" anyone?) or channel your inner biologist and just describe what you see with mild disappointment.