The 3AM Giraffe Emergency Protocol

The 3AM Giraffe Emergency Protocol
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The nocturnal mind is truly a scientific marvel! Your brain at 3AM suddenly becomes OBSESSED with solving the most pressing biological emergency: giraffe CPR! That long neck presents quite the cardiovascular challenge - would you need a stepladder? A team of people? And how many compressions per minute for a heart that pumps blood 6 feet upward against gravity? The sleep-deprived brain's ability to fixate on such wildly specific scenarios instead of, you know, ACTUAL REST is basically evolution's way of saying "I gave you this big brain and sometimes I regret it." 🦒💤

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